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Welcome to another addition of
Not Me! Monday, where we can be brutally honest with each other, and live to tell about it.
I got the test results back from my first mammogram and I am happy to report that I can say
NOT ME, nope, free and clear from breast cancer! PTL!
No, it really
WASN'T ME that got the giggles in church yesterday at a very inappropriate time. Well, when is an appropriate time to be giggling during church? I had to excuse myself for a few minutes until I gained some composure.
NOPE, NOT ME. It wasn't me who ate four oatmeal creme pies from Little Debbie on Sunday while working on tax stuff. And they weren't even that good. With all the freshness and stuff I could barely choke them down. Thank goodness for that glass of chocolate milk!
I will continue to
DENY that I did see the dog throw up and left it on the shop floor for my husband to clean. Don't judge me. It was on concrete. Thank goodness!
Twitter this and Twitter that. It was
NOT ME that joined this fad. Like I need another distraction from doing my real work. Pssst, but if you are a Twitterer please let me know!
This blog carnival was created by
MckMama. Head over to
her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. I promise you won't be sorry!